An Open Letter To Paris Hilton (The DJ)

Dear Paris,

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, PLEASE stop. You’re not a DJ, nor will you ever be a DJ. Plus, nobody will respect you if you keep trying douchbaggy new jobs. My suggestion is that you attempt to move out of the “party” arena if you want to be taken seriously as human being. Just because you’ve basically been in a club every single night for the past 15 years doesn’t mean that you’re a brilliant DJ. Do you think that just because Jack Nicholson has season tickets to the Lakers that he should try and be the next Kobe? Exactly.

I just watched the video and you don’t have it. K?

KISSES!

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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