Ask Babe: Ups and Downs

Babe,

I am around 6′ tall and, as every girl should, I love a fantastic pair of heels. Finding a man that measures up is like finding needle in a haystack… or something to that effect. Is it okay to go shorter with my men? How short is too short?

Love you,

K****

 

Dear LeBron James,

There is no debate on this subject. Thou shalt not be with a man who is shorter than thou in heels. Period. I’m sorry if this hard to swallow but you should look at the bright side. Being tall can be chic. Long legs are a god send and if you have the face for it, you could consider the runway.

I will say, I’m a bit scared by the first sentence of your email. What exactly do you mean you are “around 6′ tall”?  Are you like a Yeti or something? I have a sneaking suspicion you’re a lot taller than six feet from the way you’ve phrased that statement. If you’re over 6′ 3” then you should really be thinking about dating NBA players. If you’re over 6’6” then I can’t help you. No one can.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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