You’re A Babe (Pet Edition): Micro Pigs

Micro Pigs are the new dogs, cats, snakes, owls and baby pandas. Google them. Buy three (it’s best if your main micro pig has two friends, trust). Just be sure you get your micro pig from a certified micro pig breeder. Generally it’s best to adopt when the pig is 4-5 months old. That’s how you know it will stay small forever. Shady pig breeders will sell you a knockoff micro pig that’s really just an actual baby pig, and then your treasured little friend will grow up to be 200 lbs. and you’ll have to give him to a farmer to take care of for the rest of his life because he ate his custom pig house and shit it out all over your rose garden. Not chic.

 

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
This entry was posted in Pets, You're A Babe. Bookmark the permalink.
  • http://twitter.com/olivia_franny Olivia De Jesus

    Via the deceased Brittany Murphy (rest her soul) in Uptown Girls

  • http://www.facebook.com/VeveKay Verunka Kostrouchova

    I own a micro pig and there is no such thing as a micro pig. They ALL get big(ish).