Ask Babe: Kim?

Dear Babe,

Who is Kim Kardashian?

Love,

M*** K****

 

Dear Kris Humphries,

I’m so glad you asked this question because I don’t think there is one among us who hasn’t had that exact same thought.

According to the internets/pundits, KK is a socialite, television personality, model, actress, porn star and businesswoman. But to me, she is a scared little girl who just wants people to look at her and love her. Maybe it’s because her mom is a money obsessed slore who has profited on the sluttiness of her children. Or perhaps it’s because her dad used to do blow with O.J. Simpson before murdering people.

I have a feeling we won’t find the truth until Kanye writes a tell-all memoir that details some of Kim’s deepest and darkest. Until then I guess she’s just an Armenian-American who digs black cock.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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