Face It!

Don’t mind me, I’m just having a moment about faces here. Just like, faces in general. And how they’re going extinct.

I’m thinking about how they don’t even matter anymore. I’m thinking about the end of the face as we know it. Soon, no one will have a face because they won’t need one or it will be too dangerous to have one. I’m not even joking. We’ll all be wearing those little masks that sick or Japanese people wear because pollution will be so bad, or we’ll get nipped, tucked and nose-jobbed ’til we’re “pretty” enough to be The Bachelorette, or one of our friends will take too much bath salt and binge on our face. Sorry to be so dark, I’m just trying to spread some awareness.

In the war against faces, let’s make sure we’re at least prepared with some Margiela…

Or maybs some Armani Privé…

 Giambatista Valli could do the trick too…

Good luck, faces.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • Doats

    There is something very Rainer Maria Rilke about this post…

  • Anonymous

    A very facetious white girl polemic on Islamization/the veiling of women. Brava!