Lemon Party

The other day, I was sitting at brunch with Roman pretending to eat a bite of arugula, when I saw a woman who must have been from Dallas (or some other place where mayonnaise is a thing) ask for a CHUNK of LEMON in her SWEETENED ICE TEA.

…No.

After I blacked out, I thought about how chic the lemon can be when it’s not being abused by some Coach purse-carrying woman. So I put together a few guidelines on how to properly and improperly use the lemon, one of my favorite fruits:

Lemon Being Good:

Lemon Water

Lemon Salad Dressing

Lemon Salad Garnish

Lemon Salad (Just sprinkle them with some salt. Amazing.)

Skin Exfoliant

Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2012

 Lemon Being Bad:

Lemonade

Lemon meringue pie

Lemon Juice Hair Dye

Lemon Body Spray

Tanning Oil

Liz Lemon

Hope this illuminates things.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • Hanley

    Babe, why is lemon juice for hair bad. chemicals are no chic

  • Guest

    Babe, we don’t down Liz Lemon. Ever.

  • Guest

    No, I disagree.  Lemonade is much better than other sweetened drinks (like soda).

    • No

      nobody cares

  • Leslie

    Liz Lemon, lemonade, lemon juice hair dye – all good.
    Lemon water – bad. But I’m weird for that one.

  • Stella McCartney

    You forgot Stella McCartney Citrus print..Thats lemon and lemon family being glorious.. not good.

  • Gashleyberry

    The lemon in sweet tea is a southern thing…
    You don’t have to understand it
    You don’t have to like it
    But you do have to accept that’s just what southern ladies do.

    • superfabme

      Um, no we dont  have to accept it. Asking for a “chunk” of anything is gross. Southern “ladies” dont always act like “ladies” now, do they? And coach purses are disgusting.

    • notoriouskae

      As a southern girl myself, I would never even drink sweet tea. Iced green tea with honey, maybe. But sugar, never ever never ever okay. So please stop trying to pass yourself off as a “southern lady” when you are really just white trash.

  • Guest

    good luck getting oil money if you can’t deal with lemon in iced tea

  • Youreatrollbabe

    Liz Lemon’s facial expressions in one episode of 30 Rock are funnier and more creative than all of the bullshit Babe posts on this blog combined.

  • Guest

    How can you be so insulting to Coach?! Gwyneth is/was a spokeswoman for them recently?/not too long ago. Anyway I think they make some lovely bags. Not a lot but some.