Ask Babe: Crayon Gosling

August 17, 2012

Dearest Babe,

To what address might I send your Ryan Gosling colouring book?

Did you need crayons as well? Do they still make my favorite colour, flesh?

Cheers!

H*****

 

Dear Sandra Bullock,

I’ve seen some really dark shit on the web. I’ve even been on the deep web (google it) a couple of times, and this is by far one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen. Please don’t send me one. Please burn yours.

Ryan is a beautiful man. But this is not OK.

OK?

Cheers!

 

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • http://www.facebook.com/elle.winsett Elle J. Winsett

    You can send it to me instead.

  • Liza

    I googled “deep web”. Regret now fills the deep abyss that is my newly blackened soul. Thanks for that.

  • Anna B

    Ryan is not a beautiful man. Ryan is a man who is prematurely balding, with eyes too close together. Babe Walker has terrible taste in men.