Dearest Babe,
To what address might I send your Ryan Gosling colouring book?
Did you need crayons as well? Do they still make my favorite colour, flesh?
Cheers!
H*****
Dear Sandra Bullock,
I’ve seen some really dark shit on the web. I’ve even been on the deep web (google it) a couple of times, and this is by far one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen. Please don’t send me one. Please burn yours.
Ryan is a beautiful man. But this is not OK.
OK?
Cheers!
LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.