To what address might I send your Ryan Gosling colouring book?
Did you need crayons as well? Do they still make my favorite colour, flesh?
Dear Sandra Bullock,
I’ve seen some really dark shit on the web. I’ve even been on the deep web (google it) a couple of times, and this is by far one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen. Please don’t send me one. Please burn yours.
Ryan is a beautiful man. But this is not OK.