Ask Babe: Crayon Gosling

Dearest Babe,

To what address might I send your Ryan Gosling colouring book?

Did you need crayons as well? Do they still make my favorite colour, flesh?




Dear Sandra Bullock,

I’ve seen some really dark shit on the web. I’ve even been on the deep web (google it) a couple of times, and this is by far one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen. Please don’t send me one. Please burn yours.

Ryan is a beautiful man. But this is not OK.




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  • Elle J. Winsett

    You can send it to me instead.

  • Liza

    I googled “deep web”. Regret now fills the deep abyss that is my newly blackened soul. Thanks for that.

  • Anna B

    Ryan is not a beautiful man. Ryan is a man who is prematurely balding, with eyes too close together. Babe Walker has terrible taste in men.