Ask Babe: Haters Gonna Hate

Babe,

You’re so fake. Who are you anyway? Get over yourself. You wish you were chic. I invented chic. I suggest you go shave your back. Deuces! Hate you. Mean it.

B*****@aol.com

 

Dear Person From 1995,

This email made me smile, which is super rare for me. So thanks.

You have an AOL email so i’m pretty sure you didn’t invent chic.  Also I literally couldn’t comprehend most of what you said in this email. So…thanks for being a fan? It’s nice to be reminded why I work so hard.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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