Loose Pussy

It happened again, this time at a zoo in Cologne, Germany. A captive animal (tiger) that shouldn’t have been in captivity in the first place, decided that he really didn’t give a shit anymore and quit that bitch. Someone didn’t lock the door and he just walked right out and ate his master, or whatever. Whoops.

I love a tiger moment, I even rode on a tiger’s back for a campaign video I made when I ran for 8th grade class president. I ended up losing to the boy in the wheelchair. Sorry, totally off track, we must remember that tigers and tigresses are wild animals, have you seen this dark gem?

So let’s all agree that tigers either need to be kept in the wild or turned into a chic little rug on the floor of your home office.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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