I have been contemplating buying sneaker wedges ever since I saw Kate Bosworth trip and eat shit in them at Coachella. But, I am worried they will go out of style like, tomorrow. What are your thoughts?
My Dear Lateness,
While I commend your appreciation for Kate Bosworth’s epic fall at Coachella in a pair of sneaker-wedges, your interpretation of the aforementioned event is completely fucked. You should “walk” away from the Bosworth example with nothing more than a chuckle. SWs have never been on my list of Appropriate Behavior for The Modern Young Woman. Please refer to the above photo. I don’t love repeating myself, but here.
Good day, sir.