Is it me, or is Spring ’13 all over the place? It’s like…some stuff is day-to-day wearable, and some stuff is super moment-specific. Some collections are giving me Miami coke/yacht vibes, others are giving me scary BFF vibes (I know that was couture, but back the fuck off and just go with me here). But then there are the collections that are just so me, that I can finally stop worrying about what it’s going to be like to wear a floral, fur coat in 80 degree weather (thanks a lot for that, Miuccia–as if I don’t sweat enough already). Enter Rochas SS ’13: the collection that literally took my breath away because it was like looking in a Babe mirror. There’s an outfit for every day of my life, like:
The “Me Being Me” Day
The “Meeting A Guy And Telling Him I’m A Virgin” Day
The “Post Hangover Champagne Brunch” Day
The “I’m Sleepwalking At Barneys” Day
The “Thin And Empowered” Day
The “I Have Way Too Many Feelings To Deal With My Dad Who Keeps Telling Me To Get A Job” Day
The Spa Day
The “Fine, I’ll Go To Work But I’m Going To Hate Every Second Of It” Day
The “Maybe I Slept With My Boyfriend’s Best Friend, Maybe I Didn’t” Day
The “Everybody Leave Me Alone While I Pretend I’m Helena Bonham Carter In Fight Club” Day
The “Am I Fat?” Day
The “I Texted My Boyfriend 10,000 Times Today” Day
The “Oops! I Didn’t Realize You Were Going To Wear Red To Your Birthday Party Too” Day
