Robert “the pussy”Pattinson is back with slutty Kristen McSlut-Slut. So let’s just pray on that. OK?
I thought we were all going to be spared from hearing about all of their bullshit for the rest of our lives, but clearly that was just wishful thinking on my part. Looks like we are all tragically destined for a lifetime of whiney headlines about this pair of depressos and their dark, dark romantic shenanigans.
On that note…Have a great sunday?!?