Most holidays are all about eating, family, or color-coordinated outfits. Halloween has some slutty overtones and sinister pagan undertones, but overall it’s pretty much the same as a Thanksgiving or a New Year’s Eve. But, in honor of what the holiday is supposed to represent, here are some things that terrify me:
Unplucked Eyebrows
Sweatsuits
Clearance Sales
Monogrammed Necklaces
These Shoes
Okra
Sleep No More
A 2,000 Calorie Smoothie
The Friendship Between Emma Stone and Taylor Swift
Running
LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.