Scare Tactics

Most holidays are all about eating, family, or color-coordinated outfits. Halloween has some slutty overtones and sinister pagan undertones, but overall it’s pretty much the same as a Thanksgiving or a New Year’s Eve. But, in honor of what the holiday is supposed to represent, here are some things that terrify me:

Unplucked Eyebrows

Sweatsuits

Clearance Sales

Monogrammed Necklaces

These Shoes

Okra

Sleep No More

A 2,000 Calorie Smoothie

The Friendship Between Emma Stone and Taylor Swift

Running

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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