You’re a Babe: Katy Perry’s Wig

We’ve had our differences in the past. I never liked your candy colored phase, or your short, stringy 14-year-old lesbian phase. All boring looks; nothing special enough to really catch my eye. But like any great wig, lately you’ve really proven yourself. You’ve grown and matured. Shiny waves, perfect length (long but not too long), and some versatility -you’d work just as well as a cute 1920’s style bob on a 6’4″ drag queen as you do on tiny little Katy here.

You can call me old fashioned, but I’ll take a classic, glossy Hollywood glamour wig over the subtlest of weaves. Am I becoming tacky? Stop. The answer is no. My shaman, Steve, told me I’m just having a slow-motion flashback to a previous life as a Studio 54 regular. I’m happy to go with it for a little while.

By the way, I know these pictures were for some hair serum or something, under the guise of that being her real hair. First of all, hilarious, and second of all, I’m not here to talk about whatever that is. I’m just here to admire some exceptional fake hair. That’s all.

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