Monthly Archives: December 2012

Ask Babe: Can’t. Won’t. Will not. Please. Not today.

Dear Babe, GWYNETH PALTROW’S HUSBAND CHEATS ON HER WITH KEIRA KNIGHTLEY!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! I read this on perez hilton. A*****   Too Loud, You, and everyone else who has emailed me about this, should understand one thing: Gwyneth has been and …

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I am like, so freaked out by everything. #whitegirlproblems

Sunday Prayers With Babe Walker

2012 is finally over. Thank fuck. It was a big year for me. Not big in a fat way, ┬ábut big in a smart/adult way. I think my brain got bigger this year because I went to rehab, some publishing …

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What if Jared Leto's eyebrows never grow back? #whitegirlproblems