Ask Babe: Unclear

Seriously Babe,

Fuck you for never answering me.

Love you, but fuck you.

K*****

 

Dear Mark David Chapman,

Sowwy. I literally get like hundreds and hundreds of emails a week. There is only so much time in my day between my sleeping, napping, Instagraming, Tweeting, and crying.

That being said, I’m afraid you maybe a psycho killer and I don’t want you to stalk/murder me. So…I’m going to make sure the next time you ask for advice, I answer it. In a timely manner.

Merry Xmas?


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    you hardly instagram or tweet. wtf. bye.

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