Dearest Babe,
What is chicer: lighting a lighter or a match?
Love,
R******
Dear Pyromaniac/Psycho,
Do you still need the answer to this question? Or did you figure it out already?
I have mentioned recently that the chicest thing of all is to not smoke the cigarette. But I’m fully aware that this is not always an option. So if you must, get a fucking cute box of matches for god’s sake. Lighters are very 7-11. Or get a friend/lover to light it for you with their cigarette. Also this isn’t really and actual emergency so next time dont put that in the subject line of your email to me. Thanks.
LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.