Dear Babe,
I’m in love with you, your book, the whole deal but anyway, I’ve been seeing this guy for a while now and he hasn’t had sex with me. This is becoming a problem because I should NOT be the one making an effort. We’ve done everything else and all of his annoying friends keep telling me how he wants me but every time we come close he makes up an excuse and then wants me to cuddle with him all night and sleep over. That’s not why I get waxed, to fucking cuddle. What the hell is wrong with him?
M***
Dry Spell,
There’s this thing that some guys are into, it’s called “other guys.” Just an idea…
LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.