What do you recommend for me to rejuvenate myself after smoking too much weed last night? I just awoke and am still contemplating where I am, who I am, why this is happening, why I was not born Lauren Bush Lauren, etc. Guide me. Please.
All too often, I find myself waking up still kind of stoned, but too tired to work out or make a smoothie and too tired to even go back to sleep. It’s awful, and mostly means I’ve smoked the wrong weed the night before. One time I smoked a joint of Kush first thing in the morning, and ended up spending the entire day watching old episodes of Frasier and then fell asleep on a couch for 18 hours straight. Never again. I learned the hard way that Indicas are not for me, and to only smoke Sativas. I suggest Blue Dream. So just think about that.
In the meantime, here’s what you need to do:
Get out of bed
Drink 3 huge glasses of water with lemon
Book a massage.
Go to the massage.
Pick up a carrot juice, a green juice and and all natural/organic almond milk from your local juicery.
Drink a carrot juice.
Take a shower and put a deep conditioning mask on your hair.
Get back in bed.
Drink a green juice.
Go to sleep for two hours.
Drink the almond milk.
Go back to bed.
I promise you will arise tomorrow feeling like today never happened. Namaste.