There’s this young man in my adult bible study group that I find extremely attractive. I attend the social hours after the class but even then I don’t know how to approach him without looking like a heathen.
Dear Pope Emeritus Benedict,
A few questions:
1. What is a “social hour”?
2. Is it possible for someone to write me into the Bible? “The Holy Bable” could really be compelling, I feel.
3. How do you preform an exorcism?/Can you please teach me?
4. On a sliding scale (1-10) how do you really feel about the Jews?
5. Is it possible that Karl Lagerfeld is the Messiah?
As per your question (and as someone who dressed up as a “slutty nun” twice for Halloween), you’d be amazed at how far a little skin can go in attracting a little choir boy. This is why I would strongly advise trading in your black wool dress, kitten heels, and chastity belt for something more…revealing.