Dear Babe,
Can we talk about how chic Jacqueline Kennedy was?
C*****
Dear Michele Obama Impersonator,
Um, do you remember what first ladies looked like before Jackie O?
Let’s review:
Martha Washington: Never sit for a portrait while still in curlers.
Mary Todd Lincoln: Is that a flower crown? Chiiiiiiiiiiic.
Julia Grant: Abnormal testosterone levels.
Lucy Hayes: Lesbian.
Bess Truman: British.
Lou Henry Hoover: British Lesbian.
Mamie Eisenhower: Read my article On Teeth
LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.