A girl I know claims that she messaged you asking some question and you responded by mailing an orange Hermes clic clac bracelet to her beachside mansion in Malibu. Is this true? If so, please mail me something, too.
Dear Friend of Psycho,
Nope. I would never. Those bracelets are sick in Orange. Literally, they look horrible.
Also, why? Why would I just send some random girl you know, a gift, for no reason? That’s insane. I’m too busy to just sit around buying things for my fans, I’m writing my second book for god sakes. Let me write!!!!!