Surprise! I’m getting married!
But just because I’m not engaged doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be able to be as happy as bitches who are, that’s fucking discriminatory! So, I’ve started a Babe Walker registry for my birthday, holidays and those special occasions when someone just wants to say “Hi Babe, I care.”
Also, the nuptial tradition of creating a list of personally approved gift items is an amazing way for me to avoid all those unwanted tote bags, infinity scarves, and homemade “surprises.” Some people will call me rude, but saving your loved ones time and money is actually incredibly thoughtful. This is the best idea I’ve ever had.
Here are a few items currently on my registry:
What better way to embrace the changing of the seasons than with a new pair of boots?
Something casual for weekend trips to Paris.
Great for scenic drives up the PCH this fall.
Just because you’re not a bride doesn’t mean you can’t act like an entitled cunt.