The Babe Walker Registry

Surprise! I’m getting married!


But just because I’m not engaged doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be able to be as happy as bitches who are, that’s fucking discriminatory! So, I’ve started a Babe Walker registry for my birthday, holidays and those special occasions when someone just wants to say “Hi Babe, I care.”

Also, the nuptial tradition of creating a list of personally approved gift items is an amazing way for me to avoid all those unwanted tote bags, infinity scarves, and homemade “surprises.”  Some people will call me rude, but saving your loved ones time and money is actually incredibly thoughtful. This is the best idea I’ve ever had.


Here are a few items currently on my registry:


Saint Laurent Boots

What better way to embrace the changing of the seasons than with a new pair of boots?

Rag and Bone Flats

Comfy, mobile, and good for everyday use.  Thanks, Dad.

The Row:  Python Tall Day Tote

Something casual for weekend trips to Paris.

Philip Lim Driving Gloves

Great for scenic drives up the PCH this fall.

Tatcha Lip Balm

I like to keep a few of these on hand at all times.  Desired amount: 3

Alexander McQueen Umbrella

The perfect way to shield my tresses from acid rain.


Just because you’re not a bride doesn’t mean you can’t act like an entitled cunt.

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