Monthly Archives: September 2013

Ask Babe: Role Models?

Babe, Who are your role models and why? M****   Dear First Grade Teacher, I only have one role model. Me. In my experience, trying to be someone you’re not usually results in failure, rehab, or both. Just ask Lindsay …

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A colonic is like having anal sex but you lose weight instead of just feeling like a slut afterwards. #whitegirlproblems

If Only Rehab Had Been This Chic…

I would have stayed forever.

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Now that I'm thinking about it, you might be the wrong kind of skinny. #whitegirlproblems