Ask Babe: The Munchies

Hey Babe,

I know you are busy with your new book and stuff, but there is a little thing I want to ask you. How do you deal with the food cravings (if you have any) when you are stoned? You must have some amazing recipes for these moments!

Love,

D******

 

Dear James Gandolfini’s Ghost,

Training myself to avoid the munchies was a process that involved intensive therapy, a Japanese acupuncturist named Su, and the realization that eating gelati at 2am (or ever) isn’t cute. Now, when I pair my marijuana with anything it’s either diet coke, coca-cola light, or prosecco. That being said, keep in mind that if you’re smoking the right stuff, it should be perfectly delicious on its own – I’d recommend something grown in Western Europe or California. I’ve been smoking out of this thing and I’m loving it/finding it doesn’t even give me any “munchie” vibes.

If you’re really struggling…try this recipe. I’ve never made it but my Jewish stoner friends swear by it.

Kosher Bacon:

One packet thick cut organic bacon

Total Prep time: ~ 20 minutes

Cook bacon according to package instructions. Smell to your hearts content. Cry. Throw bacon away.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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