I’m literally freaking out that my new book is coming out in literally one week. I can’t even deal with the pressure. My editor and agent and publisher and publicist and healer all think I need to calm down, but honestly if they don’t shut the fuck up I’m gonna kill them all and then have Davis “the intern” (I changed his name from David to Davis yesterday) make it look like a mass suicide.
Anyway I’m releasing one more chapter right now to all of you true PSYCHOS out there. Read it, enjoy it, tell your friends to read it and then buy the book and email Davis and tell him you love him and that he looks really skinny because he could use a pick me up today.