Today I’m praying for George Clooney’s fiancee/daughter Amal Alamuddin.
Okay, so normally I’m not interested in the activities of male celebrities over 50 who aren’t Bruce Jenner, Karl Lagerfeld or Lindsay Lohan but since the same issue of People Magazine that reviewed my new book, Psychos visually assaulted me with this story on their front cover, I’d be remiss if I didn’t weigh in on the situation.
While everyone seems super happy about this impending matrimony trying to change the ways of a notorious, elderly bachelor is going to be harder than it looks. Trust me, it took me years to convince my Dad to start wearing Tom Ford cologne instead of whatever gross brand of scented rubbing alcohol he was using before.
So, today I’m praying for you, Amal. Taming this grandpa isn’t going to be easy.