Category Archives: Actresses

My Boyfriend: Harmony Korine

By now I’m sure you’ve all gotten really high and seen the neon slutfest that is Spring Breakers. So you know that whoever was behind that movie is really good at getting girls to look hot and disgusting and fun … Continue reading

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Babe on Film: Rust and Bone

Someone left a French-language only copy of “Rust and Bone” on the floor of my foyer and for some reason I fucking watched it and now I’m overcome. Marion. You fall into her eyes and then watch everything fall the … Continue reading

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Sunday Prayers With Babe Walker

When Whitney Cummings thieved my daily affirmation, “Love you, mean it,” to use as the title for her abrasively mundane Hollywood wrap-up show, I chose to take the high ground. I had just finished a 24-hour Mauna (Hindu vow of silence, Google … Continue reading

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Beat Babe: Sitting Down

Sitting Down There are things. Things that simply cannot be done. Things once done, unable to undo. Fates have ways and the universe delivers. Deliverance Retribution Decisions made in haste. You will go to jail. You will fail. You are … Continue reading

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