Actresses
David The Intern (Part Three: Devastated)
When I heard the news that Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow were splitting up I knew that the very first thing I had to do was tell Babe. If you know anything about Babe then you know she has a …
My Boyfriend: Friday Night Lights/Tim Riggins
Lately I’ve had a little bit of extra time on my hands. My book is done, my body is in a fine place, and my love life is stable. So my Netflix game has been on overdrive. I’d resisted watching …
Oh, Lena!
An unnamed ex-friend sent me a clip of Lena Dunham, who apparently hosted SNL this weekend. After watching it I went into a brief two minute depression, then replied to her that I needed a break from our friendship because …
Dear Oscar Attendees…
To be honest, I don’t really give a shit who wins at The Academy Awards tomorrow (as long as it’s Matthew McConaughey, Lupita Nyong’o, Jared Leto, Cate Blanchett, and Gravity). As usual, I’m much more concerned about what everyone is …