Beat Babe

Beat Babe: Sochi Sadness

Bronze Medals Are Bullshit Where is Michele Kwan? Where is Johnny Weir? Does anyone care about the Olympics this year?  Everyone is gay. Everyone is queer. Does anyone care about the Olympics this year? Many will watch. Many will cheer. …

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Beat Babe: I’m Starving.

  Sustanance I eat therefore I am. I breathe therefore I can. Food is not the love I crave It’s not the one to save me. Dark Dark Dark Drake. I’m hungry for a Steak. I’m high right now.  I …

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Beat Babe: Joaquin

With awards season right around the corner, I think it’s time to tip our hats to a true sage/guru/leader/mentor/genius: Joaquin Phoenix. So I’m going to share a poem I wrote about him, circa 2010.  ~~~~~Joaquin~~~~~ Brother of River. RIP. Death, birth, …

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Beat Babe: Dear Bravo,

When I saw the above picture of Brandi Glanville I immediately passed out. When I woke up I had apparently written this poem. Dear Bravo, Remember when… Ramona Singer walked down the runway in Dior And Bethenny Frankel was single, alone …

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