Category Archives: Body
Keanu, Come Back To Me
I’m having a hard day. You can imagine my horror when I went to read The Daily Mail and saw that Keanu, my Neo, my darling, had gone from this: and this: to this: Keanu, you and I both know … Continue reading
Ask Babe: Final Fat-asy
Dear Babe, I’m in the throws of final exams right now, and I just can’t stop thinking about punctuating my studying with fatty food. It really sucks because, until now, I’d been eating so healthy and running 5 miles like … Continue reading
GOOP 101
So some rando Internet person attempted to go into the wilderness of acceptable eating guided only by Gwyneth’s new book and found it to be a successful and enlightening experience. As a seasoned dieter, juicer, cleanser, and person, this inspired … Continue reading
So, The Met Gala Happened…
And what a shitshow it turned out to be. This year’s theme was “Punk: Chaos to Couture,” which you’d think would excite the fashion masses, but most of them chose to disregard the theme altogether, making some of the people … Continue reading