Category Archives: Headlines
Go for the Gold
So in case you haven’t heard, Michael Phelps lost the 400-meter race and the chance at repeating the eight gold medals he won four years ago in the Beijing Olympics. Now that the spell of his swimming dominance has been … Continue reading
An Open Letter To Katie
I’ve been thinking about her a lot recently, and despite my complex emotions surrounding the entire marriage etc, I think I can help… Dear Katie Cassandra Holmes, I know Cassandra isn’t really your middle name. But it kind of works…am … Continue reading
Ask Babe: YS-HELL
I received these two emails yesterday, so obviously I need to address both. Here goes: Hey Babe, My friends and I were wondering how you felt about YSL changing it’s name to Saint Laurent Paris! I’ll wait impatiently for your … Continue reading
An Open Letter To A Pageant Queen
So, I heard that there’s a new Miss USA. I can’t really wrap my little head around the sick fact that people still watch this weird shit on TV, but I’m also kind of obsessed. I mean, personally I think … Continue reading