My Boyfriend
My Ex Boyfriend: Carson Daly
Boyfriends usually end up disappointing you. Everything is perfect, and then somewhere down the road they fart or you change or your cat dies or their mother hates you and the next thing you know you’re screaming at each other …
My Boyfriend: Friday Night Lights/Tim Riggins
Lately I’ve had a little bit of extra time on my hands. My book is done, my body is in a fine place, and my love life is stable. So my Netflix game has been on overdrive. I’d resisted watching …
My Boyfriend: Inspector Norse
Here’s what you need to know about your new boyfriend: 1.) He comes from a small town in Norway, which is a country that looks like this: 2.) He stars in the short documentary, Whateverest (I put it below), which …
My Boyfriend Is Embarrassing Me
Leo, I know you’re in Venice for the biennale and you’re feeling chic and artsy, but you need to get your shit together. This is inappropriate. as is this: On one hand I feel like we’re even more meant to …