Red Carpet
The Oscars: A Night Full Of Royalty
There were queens: And a king: A princess: P.S. Get Lupita’s lip balm here. I’ve already ordered three. One for my purse, one for the car, and one for the bathroom. A prince: And a court jester: Chic.
Dear Oscar Attendees…
To be honest, I don’t really give a shit who wins at The Academy Awards tomorrow (as long as it’s Matthew McConaughey, Lupita Nyong’o, Jared Leto, Cate Blanchett, and Gravity). As usual, I’m much more concerned about what everyone is …
An Open Letter To The Oscar Attendees: Part 1
Dear Psycho Actresses and Meryl Streep, Ever since my shaman, Steve and I got freaked out by everyone’s Golden Globes looks, all I can think about is what you guys are going to wear to this year’s Oscars. I’m over …
You’re A Babe: Fan Bingbing
I’m not a big fan of Disney Princesses. While the other girls in my first grade class were putting Ariel stickers on their reading folders, I was too busy loving/hating/stalking/mailing a lock of my hair to all the members of …