Category Archives: Red Carpet
An Open Letter To The Oscar Attendees: Part 1
Dear Psycho Actresses and Meryl Streep, Ever since my shaman, Steve and I got freaked out by everyone’s Golden Globes looks, all I can think about is what you guys are going to wear to this year’s Oscars. I’m over … Continue reading
You’re A Babe: Fan Bingbing
I’m not a big fan of Disney Princesses. While the other girls in my first grade class were putting Ariel stickers on their reading folders, I was too busy loving/hating/stalking/mailing a lock of my hair to all the members of … Continue reading
Ask Babe: Oscars Shmoscars
Dear Babe, What happened at the Oscars this year? Was it a sick joke? Why does everyone look like they bought floor length dresses from some cheap and tacky online budget clothing site? Please help me understand. Much love, K**** … Continue reading
Fashion’s Favorite Orgy
As we all know, the Met Gala is tomorrow night in NYC. The only night of the year when Hollywood sucks Fashion’s dick, instead of the other way around. This year, the museum is honoring two women whose combine genius … Continue reading