Ask Babe: Naomi’s New Piece

Babe, 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Congrats to Naomi on her new dildo? But it’s not a Russian billionaire…

E***

 

Kate Moss,

I know there are less yachts involved in this relationship, but I am all for a Campbell/Fassbender union. Billionaires are super fun until they fuck you over, and lest we forget, her last beau left her for a model she coached on The Face. Rude. I think a massive penis attached to a sexy actor is exactly what Naomi needs in her life, plus they are both equally insane so I think it will work out wonderfully. So yeah, in honor of Naomi’s newest piece, let’s all buy a dildo and fuck ourselves stupid.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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Sunday Prayers With Babe Walker

Have done nothing today but listen to this song on repeat while smoking herbal cigarettes and drinking fennel juice from the garden. Me day.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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